Discorso di Conte

Conte avrebbe dovuto leggere questo discorso ieri sera:
Come entriamo le prossime 3 settimane di blocco questo è un riepilogo delle prime 30 cose è necessario che nessuno non deve, fare, dire o pensare.
1. Non devi uscire di casa per qualsiasi motivo, ma se hai un motivo, puoi uscire di casa.
2. Le maschere sono inutili a proteggerti dal virus, ma potresti doverne indossare una perché può salvare delle vite, ma potrebbero non funzionare, ma possono essere obbligatorie, ma forse no, ma il personale sanitario ne ha assolutamente bisogno, ma probabilmente non tu, ma ci siamo dimenticati di ordinare comunque eventuali maschere.
3. I negozi sono chiusi, ad eccezione di quelli che sono aperti. I negozi aperti possono vendere solo oggetti essenziali, ma anche articoli non essenziali, come i vestiti,ma i negozi di abbigliamento non possono aprire.
4. Non devi andare al lavoro, ma puoi ottenere un altro lavoro e andare a lavorare.
5. Non si dovrebbe andare dai dottori o in ospedale a meno che non si deve andare lì, a meno che non si è troppo malati per andare lì.
6. Questo virus può uccidere la gente, ma non abbiate paura di esso. Può solo uccidere le persone che sono vulnerabili o quelle che non sono persone vulnerabili. È possibile contenerlo e controllarlo, a volte, tranne per il fatto che a volte porta effettivamente a un disastro globale.
7. I guanti non aiutano, ma possono comunque aiutare in modo da indossarli a volte o no. Devi lavarti le mani, ma non devi lavarti i guanti.
8. STAY HOME, ma è importante uscire.
9. Non mancano i generi alimentari nei supermercati, ma mancano molte cose. A volte non avrete bisogno di rotoli di carta igienica, ma se ne’ dovrebbe comprare alcuni nel caso in cui aveste bisogno di alcuni.
10. Il virus non ha alcun effetto sui bambini tranne quei bambini che affetti.
11. Gli animali non sono colpiti, ma c'è ancora un gatto che è risultato positivo in Belgio nel mese di febbraio, quando nessuno era stato testato, più un paio di tigri qua e là ...
12. Restate a 2 metri di distanza dalle tigri (cfr. punto 11).
13. Avrai molti sintomi se prendi il virus, ma puoi anche ottenere sintomi senza prendere il virus, ottenere il virus senza avere sintomi o essere contagioso senza avere sintomi, o essere non contagioso con i sintomi. Ma non abbiamo abbastanza kit di test e quindi nessuno saprà se hai il virus. Si può essere in grado di ottenere il virus di nuovo, ma forse no.
14. Per aiutare a proteggersi si dovrebbe mangiare bene e fare esercizio fisico, ma mangiare tutto ciò che avete a portata di mano siccome è meglio non uscire a fare shopping, ma va bene uscire a fare shopping se necessario.
15. È importante prendere aria fresca ma non andare ai parchi ma fare una passeggiata. Ma non sederti, tranne se sei vecchio, ma non per troppo tempo o se sei incinta o se non sei vecchio o incinta, ma hai bisogno di sederti. Se ti siedi non mangiare il tuo pic-nic, ma puoi mangiare uno snack.
16. Non visitare gli anziani, ma devi prenderti cura degli anziani e portare loro cibo e medicine.
17. Se sei malato, puoi uscire quando stai meglio, ma chiunque altro nella tua famiglia non può uscire quando stanno meglio a meno che non abbiano bisogno di uscire.
18. È possibile ottenere il cibo del ristorante consegnato a casa. Queste consegne sono sicure. Ma generi alimentari che si portano a casa vostra devono essere decontaminati fuori per 3 ore inclusa la Pizza...
19. Non puoi vedere la tua madre o tua nonna più grande, ma possono portare a spasso il loro cane, andare a fare shopping o andare a fare esercizio fisico ed essere vicino ad altre persone, ma non vicino a te.
20. Sei al sicuro se mantieni la distanza sociale sicura quando sei fuori, ma non puoi uscire con amici o sconosciuti a distanza sociale sicura.
21. Il virus rimane attivo su superfici diverse per due ore ... o quattro ore... sei ore... Voglio dire giorni, non ore... Ma ha bisogno di un ambiente umido. O un ambiente freddo che è caldo e asciutto... nell'aria, a patto che l'aria non sia di plastica.
22. Le scuole sono chiuse, quindi devi educare a casa i tuoi figli, a meno che tu non possa mandarli a scuola perché non sei a casa. Se sei a casa puoi educare i tuoi figli utilizzando vari portali e sale di classe virtuale, a meno che tu non abbia poco internet, o più di un bambino e un solo computer, o si lavora da casa. Cuocere torte ed altri cibi possono essere considerati matematica, scienza o arte. Se siete a casa educare è possibile includere le faccende domestiche come l'istruzione. Se sei a casa a educare puoi iniziare a bere gin alle 10 del mattino.
23. Se non sei a casa educando i bambini, puoi anche iniziare a bere gin alle 10 del mattino.
24. Il numero di decessi corona correlati sarà annunciato ogni giorno, ma non sappiamo quante persone sono infettate in quanto stanno solo testando coloro che sono quasi morti per scoprire se questo è ciò che moriranno di... le persone che muoiono di corona che non sono conteggiate non saranno conteggiate. Annunceremo solo alcune delle persone che muoiono di virus corona, e nessuno sa se muoiono con il virus, o a causa del virus, ma non preoccuparti, abbiamo tutto sotto controllo.
25. Si dovrebbe rimanere rinchiusi fino a quando il virus smette di infettare le persone, ma smetterà solo di infettare le persone se tutti noi saremo infettati quindi è importante infettarci e alcuni non si infettano.
26. Puoi unirti ai tuoi vicini per una festa di strada e alzare la tua musica per una discoteca esterna e i tuoi vicini non chiameranno la polizia. Le persone in un'altra strada sono autorizzati a chiamare la polizia per la tua musica
27. Nessun business allira’ a causa di Coronavirus tranne quelle aziende che alliranno a causa di Coronavirus. Ci sono prestiti disponibili per le aziende che hanno bisogno di prestiti, ma le aziende non possono ottenere i prestiti di cui hanno bisogno.
28. Non avevamo bisogno di ordinare ventilatori extra dall'Europa e hanno mandato un'email alla persona sbagliata in ogni caso, ma ora abbiamo disperatamente bisogno di aziende britanniche per farci molti più ventilatori, ma avevamo tutto sotto controllo, fidati di noi sappiamo esattamente cosa stiamo facendo.
29. Non dobbiamo politicizzare la questione, ma fare mezz'ora di trasmissione politica ogni giorno alle 17, il che non è politico con solo politici di un partito che non è strettamente politico.
30. Seguiremo i consigli scientifici e faremo la cosa giusta al momento giusto, ma a nessuno è permesso sapere quando è il momento giusto o quali sono le cose giuste. E non abbiamo seguito i consigli scientifici per cominciare, ma devi seguirli ora, ma non ti diremo davvero di cosa si tratta ora, ma ecco un grafico che mostra quanti viaggi in auto non hai fatto oggi e questo renderà tutto migliore.
Spero che sia completamente chiaro!

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Ouch. Here is how the rest of the world sees us. 💔

Ouch. Here is how the rest of the world sees us. I hear it every day from my Canadian family members. 💔
AMERICA IS WORTH READING THIS.
All Americans should read this. It is sobering. It should be a wake up call. It speaks the truth. This article hit home hard and I need to share it. I'm sure friends of mine with different political ideas may disagree and some, strongly, but some folks have asked what the rest of the world thinks of us. Here is proof of what I've said in the past by a writer for the Irish times. You might think - why worry about what other countries think of us, well... remember many of them should be allies, friends and supporters...and if this is what our friends think of us 😞
Irish Times
April 25, 2020
By Fintan O’Toole
THE WORLD HAS LOVED, HATED AND ENVIED THE U.S. NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, WE PITY IT
Over more than two centuries, the United States has stirred a very wide range of feelings in the rest of the world: love and hatred, fear and hope, envy and contempt, awe and anger. But there is one emotion that has never been directed towards the US until now: pity.
However bad things are for most other rich democracies, it is hard not to feel sorry for Americans. Most of them did not vote for Donald Trump in 2016. Yet they are locked down with a malignant narcissist who, instead of protecting his people from Covid-19, has amplified its lethality. The country Trump promised to make great again has never in its history seemed so pitiful.
Will American prestige ever recover from this shameful episode? The US went into the coronavirus crisis with immense advantages: precious weeks of warning about what was coming, the world’s best concentration of medical and scientific expertise, effectively limitless financial resources, a military complex with stunning logistical capacity and most of the world’s leading technology corporations. Yet it managed to make itself the global epicentre of the pandemic.
As the American writer George Packer puts it in the current edition of the Atlantic, “The United States reacted ... like Pakistan or Belarus – like a country with shoddy infrastructure and a dysfunctional government whose leaders were too corrupt or stupid to head off mass suffering.”
It is one thing to be powerless in the face of a natural disaster, quite another to watch vast power being squandered in real time – wilfully, malevolently, vindictively. It is one thing for governments to fail (as, in one degree or another, most governments did), quite another to watch a ruler and his supporters actively spread a deadly virus. Trump, his party and Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News became vectors of the pestilence.
The grotesque spectacle of the president openly inciting people (some of them armed) to take to the streets to oppose the restrictions that save lives is the manifestation of a political death wish. What are supposed to be daily briefings on the crisis, demonstrative of national unity in the face of a shared challenge, have been used by Trump merely to sow confusion and division. They provide a recurring horror show in which all the neuroses that haunt the American subconscious dance naked on live TV.
If the plague is a test, its ruling political nexus ensured that the US would fail it at a terrible cost in human lives. In the process, the idea of the US as the world’s leading nation – an idea that has shaped the past century – has all but evaporated.
Other than the Trump impersonator Jair Bolsonaro in Brazil, who is now looking to the US as the exemplar of anything other than what not to do? How many people in Düsseldorf or Dublin are wishing they lived in Detroit or Dallas?
It is hard to remember now but, even in 2017, when Trump took office, the conventional wisdom in the US was that the Republican Party and the broader framework of US political institutions would prevent him from doing too much damage. This was always a delusion, but the pandemic has exposed it in the most savage ways.
Abject surrender
What used to be called mainstream conservatism has not absorbed Trump – he has absorbed it. Almost the entire right-wing half of American politics has surrendered abjectly to him. It has sacrificed on the altar of wanton stupidity the most basic ideas of responsibility, care and even safety.
Thus, even at the very end of March, 15 Republican governors had failed to order people to stay at home or to close non-essential businesses. In Alabama, for example, it was not until April 3rd that governor Kay Ivey finally issued a stay-at-home order.
In Florida, the state with the highest concentration of elderly people with underlying conditions, governor Ron DeSantis, a Trump mini-me, kept the beach resorts open to students travelling from all over the US for spring break parties. Even on April 1st, when he issued restrictions, DeSantis exempted religious services and “recreational activities”.
Georgia governor Brian Kemp, when he finally issued a stay-at-home order on April 1st, explained: “We didn’t know that [the virus can be spread by people without symptoms] until the last 24 hours.”
This is not mere ignorance – it is deliberate and homicidal stupidity. There is, as the demonstrations this week in US cities have shown, plenty of political mileage in denying the reality of the pandemic. It is fuelled by Fox News and far-right internet sites, and it reaps for these politicians millions of dollars in donations, mostly (in an ugly irony) from older people who are most vulnerable to the coronavirus.
It draws on a concoction of conspiracy theories, hatred of science, paranoia about the “deep state” and religious providentialism (God will protect the good folks) that is now very deeply infused in the mindset of the American right.
Trump embodies and enacts this mindset, but he did not invent it. The US response to the coronavirus crisis has been paralysed by a contradiction that the Republicans have inserted into the heart of US democracy. On the one hand, they want to control all the levers of governmental power. On the other they have created a popular base by playing on the notion that government is innately evil and must not be trusted.
The contradiction was made manifest in two of Trump’s statements on the pandemic: on the one hand that he has “total authority”, and on the other that “I don’t take responsibility at all”. Caught between authoritarian and anarchic impulses, he is incapable of coherence.
Fertile ground
But this is not just Donald Trump. The crisis has shown definitively that Trump’s presidency is not an aberration. It has grown on soil long prepared to receive it. The monstrous blossoming of misrule has structure and purpose and strategy behind it.
There are very powerful interests who demand “freedom” in order to do as they like with the environment, society and the economy. They have infused a very large part of American culture with the belief that “freedom” is literally more important than life. My freedom to own assault weapons trumps your right not to get shot at school. Now, my freedom to go to the barber (“I Need a Haircut” read one banner this week in St Paul, Minnesota) trumps your need to avoid infection.
Usually when this kind of outlandish idiocy is displaying itself, there is the comforting thought that, if things were really serious, it would all stop. People would sober up. Instead, a large part of the US has hit the bottle even harder.
And the president, his party and their media allies keep supplying the drinks. There has been no moment of truth, no shock of realisation that the antics have to end. No one of any substance on the US right has stepped in to say: get a grip, people are dying here.
That is the mark of how deep the trouble is for the US – it is not just that Trump has treated the crisis merely as a way to feed tribal hatreds but that this behaviour has become normalised. When the freak show is live on TV every evening, and the star is boasting about his ratings, it is not really a freak show any more. For a very large and solid bloc of Americans, it is reality.
And this will get worse before it gets better. Trump has at least eight more months in power. In his inaugural address in 2017, he evoked “American carnage” and promised to make it stop. But now that the real carnage has arrived, he is revelling in it. He is in his element.
As things get worse, he will pump more hatred and falsehood, more death-wish defiance of reason and decency, into the groundwater. If a new administration succeeds him in 2021, it will have to clean up the toxic dump he leaves behind. If he is re-elected, toxicity will have become the lifeblood of American politics.
Either way, it will be a long time before the rest of the world can imagine America being great again.
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As we are all adjusting our lives during the COVID19 pandemic, the Kendall District would like to reassure you that our top priority will always be the safety of the community. Our officers remain ready to assist, patrolling the community to maintain order and promote a safe and secure environment. To assist us in managing our resources while combating this virus, we request that whenever possible our residents utilize the Miami-Dade Police Department’s Non-Emergency Online Police Reporting website. This online system allows you to submit a report immediately and print a copy of the police report for free. All cases filed within this system will be reviewed, and if further investigation of your case is needed, you may be contacted for follow-up or additional details. Only certain crimes and incidents are available for online reporting. For more information or to file a report please visit: https://www.miamidade.gov/police/police-report.html And for the most up-to-date information regarding COVID19, please visit: http://miamidade.gov/coronavirus

City of Miami Beach Update on COVID-19, 4/1




Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Latest Update

Today, Governor Ron DeSantis issued Executive Order 20-91, requiring all persons in Florida to limit their movements and personal interactions outside of their home to only those necessary to obtain or provide essential services or conduct essential activities.

As South Florida continues to experience rising numbers of COVID-19 cases, the City of Miami Beach has revised its Emergency Order to incorporate Miami-Dade County's Emergency Order 15-20, which requires the immediate CLOSURE of all common use areas in all residential or commercial buildings, including pools, hot tubs, golf courses, tennis courts, basketball courts, fitness centers, gymnasiums and other common use amenities. Click here to read the revised Declaration of Emergency Measures effective today, April 1, 2020. Any violation of the aforementioned emergency measures would subject the individual or business entity to criminal penalties.

Message from the Mayor
View today's message from Mayor Dan Gelber below. You can also read it in Spanish here.
Coronavirus (COVID-19) Data
The Florida Department of Health (FDOH) has created a portal to report their information pertaining to COVID-19 cases in Florida. Click here to view the FDOH's page with more information of their case breakdowns. Please note that per the FDOH website, data in this report is provisional and subject to change.

Mobile Testing Center
MedRite has launched a mobile testing center in Miami Beach. Pre-registration is required, please visit www.medriteurgentcare.com/covid/ to make your appointment.
Small Business Virtual Town Hall
Join the City of Miami Beach and Senator Marco Rubio tomorrow at 2 p.m. for a webinar that will explain how to access the new Federal Stimulus Funds that are available through the new Small Business Association's Paycheck Protection Program (PPP).
Safer at Home
Keeping residents and businesses safe is the primary directive in the city's fight against COVID-19. As such, the City Manager has extended his State of Emergency Declaration through April 2, 2020 with the following revisions:

  • Consistent with the general restrictions on public and private gatherings set forth in the city's "Safer at Home" Emergency Order, public and private gatherings of any number of people shall be prohibited in religious institutions and places of worship, to limit the community spread of COVID-19.

  • Beachwalks and baywalks are now open daily as a shared use path for bicycles and pedestrians between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. Before 9 a.m. and after 5 p.m., the beachwalks and baywalks are exclusively for pedestrians.

Customer Service
Our city hotline at 305.604.CITY (2489) is open Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. You can also email your questions to MBCovid@miamibeachfl.gov.
Virtual Cultural Offerings
Feeling the cabin fever? Our cultural partners are busy coming up with creative ways to share their art and culture with you! Click here to view all there is to experience virtually in Miami Beach and click here for this week's virtual guide.

Impacted Meetings/Events
For a full list of impacted meetings and events, additional information on summer camps and more, please visit www.miamibeachfl.gov/coronavirus.
To help keep you informed on the latest details of this ever evolving COVID-19 pandemic, the city has created a dedicated, city-related coronavirus webpage. We encourage you to continuously visit www.miamibeachfl.gov/coronavirus for the most up-to-date information, including a list of frequently asked questions, important resources, impacts to city services and more.
The City of Miami Beach remains committed to ensuring the safety and public health of our residents, visitors and local businesses. As the information is changing rapidly pertaining to COVID-19, the administration is conducting daily interdepartmental calls to monitor the progression of novel coronavirus COVID-19 to ensure that we stay informed and prepared to respond if needed. We are also closely following the guidelines provided by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the Florida Department of Health (FDOH). 

Below is an ongoing summary of updates from the City of Miami Beach.

Miami Beach Restaurants - Takeout and Delivery
The City of Miami Beach revised its Emergency Order — maintaining the general curfew throughout the city beginning at midnight each night, but now permitting restaurants to continue to operate their kitchens after midnight, for delivery services only. *Support local businesses by clicking here to view a list of Miami Beach Restaurants open for delivery and takeout*

Meals for Seniors
If you are a senior citizen 65 years or older and are having problems getting meals, please call Miami-Dade County's 311 Call Center between the hours of 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. and you will be immediately patched in with their Emergency Operations Center to get you the meals or other services that you may need. If you are not a senior, we still encourage you to share this message with any senior you may know.

Miami-Dade County Public School Food Distribution
Starting today, Miami-Dade Public Schools will be offering grab-and-go meals to those in need from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. at Miami Beach Senior High. Click here for more information and other school locations.

Bicycle Repair Stations
Did you know that the City of Miami Beach has free bicycle repair stations located throughout the city? These bicycle repair stations are context-sensitive stands that include all the tools necessary to perform basic bike repairs and maintenance, from changing a flat tire to adjusting brakes and derailleurs, and are designed to handle all types of bicycles. View a list of all bicycle repair locations throughout Miami Beach here.

Sanitary Measures
We are continuing to ensure our city facilities are being thoroughly cleaned. This includes the daily effort of wiping down every touch surface such as door handles, elevator push buttons and handrails. Cleaning contractors are also providing additional training to staff to ensure proper cleaning techniques are utilized.

Impacted City Services
For a full list of impacted city services, including the Building Department, Code Compliance, Customer Service, Parking and more, select the Impacted City Services tab on our COVID-19 webpage.

Business Assistance & Resources
View some helpful tools and resources for businesses expected to be impacted by the COVID-19 pandemic, including information on Governor DeSantis' Florida Small Business Emergency Loan Program and more on our dedicated business portal.

Prevention Starts With You
The CDC urges everyone to do their part to help during this emerging public health threat, this includes:
  • Washing your hands often with soap and water for at least 20 seconds. If soap and water are not available, use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol
  • Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth
  • Avoid close contact with people who are sick
  • Cover your cough or sneeze with a tissue, then throw the tissue in the trash
  • Clean and disinfect frequently touched objects and surfaces using a regular household cleaning spray or wipe
  • Take personal responsibility. If you are sick with a fever, cough or viral symptoms, please stay away from others, including the work environment and crowded areas

If you are at higher risk for serious illness from COVID-19 because of your age or because you have a serious long-term health problem, it is extra important for you to take actions to reduce your risk of getting sick with the disease such as:

During a COVID-19 outbreak in your community, stay home as much as possible. There is currently no vaccine to prevent COVID-19, you can learn more about prevention and treatment by visiting the CDC website.

Stay Informed
For updated information on the city's efforts, please visit: www.MiamiBeachFl.gov/coronavirus. We will also be posting updated messages via email, Nextdoor, Facebook or Twitter.